Sensual Body Massage
“What I need you to do is…relax.”
“What are you implying? I AM relaxed. This is ME relaxed.”
“Just relax.”
“Alright. But I can only relax for an hour. I’ve got a meeting at 2.”
“Feel this?”
“Ouch! What IS your problem?”
“And this?”
“Motherfucker!”
“This is tension.”
“Christ! You have hands or steel claws?”
“And this?”
“Aahh! Get the fuck off me!”
“Relax. Listen to the music.”
“The music?! Sounds like a woman drowning.”
A warm liquid hits my back.
“What the fuck is that? You just cum on me?”
“Ya, you’re resistance is really turning me on.”
We’re both naked. It’s mid-day.
“What’s that smell?”
“Hmmm. Eucalyptus oil.”
“I told you I have a meeting at 2. Now I smell like a holistic healing crackwhore.”
“Relax.”
“Stop telling me that!” He’s laughing at me. “How can I relax with you constantly telling me to relax with that woman drowning in the background?”
“I think it’s very soothing.”
“A chorus of demonic possessed mermaids. Real soothing.”
“Are you going to let me do this?”
“Okay. Mentally, I’ll go swimming with a harpoon. This is nice. I’m relaxing now. Oh, there’s one of the scaly fishtail bitches.”
“Are you ever quiet?”
“Not while someone’s trying to break my back with the soundtrack to a dolphin massacre.”
But I am suddenly quiet. And I do relax. I relax so much I fall asleep. In the middle of the day, a workday, for the first time in so long I can’t remember. And I sleep. I awake refreshed. Rejuvenated. I fuck Colin. It’s as good a thank you as any.
